kinderhinder

When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something instead of play all day. They learn homework, "the principle's office", etc.

My son Toobey has a kinderhinder problem, and I must convince him that "school" is much more intensive than his pre-school daycare.

by JacknRochNY September 16, 2007

Kindergarten

Act of planting small children feet up into the ground in the hopes of harvesting their organs for sustanence. Not to be confused with when pirates bury treasure.

The new kindergarten looks rather delicious.

by Steven Childeater May 5, 2008

Kindess

How Nintendo spells kindness

“Such kindess will surely find it’s way back to you”

by Definitely a human! January 3, 2021

Kindess

A word meaning that the thing you are referring to is kind and expresses it

"Such kindess will surely Its way back to you"

by Ljkij April 6, 2020

kindertot

Another word that describes a young child, usually a toddler or up to kindergarten. Usually more affectionate than offensive. In an offensive way it would mean a bratty young child.

1. No, I can't come over this week. My sister wants me to watch her kindertot.

2. Mike and I broke up because he was behaving like a kindertot.

by DementedDaemon July 10, 2006

kinderqueer

1. A young, frequently underage, gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered person.

2. A gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered person recently out of the closet or new to the gay subculture.

"I volunteer at the local teen center to guide the kinderqueers through the tribulations of high school."

"James doesn't even know what 'twink' means because he's a kinderqueer."

by GayEdit February 19, 2009

Kinderpuss

A kind person and a wuss at the same time. Can be used to make fun of someone.

Me: You are one fucking kinderpuss!
Someone: Fuck you!!@#!@

by Urban Dic January 3, 2006