Janner

Janner is 99.999999% likely to make you fall in love with him. He's just so handsome, and sexy, and just perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair you've ever seen, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart, he just doesn't show it off and is modest in that way. He loves to take care of you and make you feel his love. On the inside, he is a child, but on the outside he is the most protective and loving man you'll ever come across; he's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his perfect weirdness. He'll do anything to make you smile or laugh. Including sex jokes. God he's just hilarious. He'll tease you (touchy-wise) until you can't stand him anymore. But you'll come back to him anyways. Janner is very self-conscious, however, and if you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. Being such an important part of Janner's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because like how could you not be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but please prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he knows he needs you. Please handle Janner with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Janner is the adventure of a lifetime. - h

Girl: Who's that?

Girl that just so happens to be Janner's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hillary. Back the f*** off. He's mine.

Girl: Damn, alright.

by I’mhotasff December 20, 2022

jazzers

Old Lancashire colloquialism meaning stairs

"Can you nip up the jazzers"
"Amy is up the jazzers"

by bubblemint December 26, 2022

janner banner

A bedsheet, normally white in colour with discolouration, hung over a pedestrian walkway or bridge in the Plymouth area visible to passing motorists either painted or penned denoting a birthday or special occasion. Usually left in situ for days, weeks, or months after the occasion.

‘Ere it’s Stevo’s bifday next week, let’s put up janner banner for him near asdas so everyones can see it. I’ve got some cum sheets we can use and I nicked some paint from Homebase last week.

by Plymouth Boy February 27, 2023

Janker

When a oil tanker explodes but pineapples come out instead of a explosion

"Dude, That oil tanker just jankered!"

by skewez May 29, 2023

Jander

Always right and never wrong.

Jander said it so it must be right.

by Cherub_06 August 19, 2023

Janner raised in a Manor

This phrase can be used to describe a 'janner' with a posher accent, sounding janner, but not quite with a little bit of posh essence is now called Janner raised in a manor.

"Oh, spot of tea?"
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"Mate, have you seen George? He sounds like a janner raised in a manor."

by AriFromMercury November 9, 2023

Janderwelxing

The act of driving on the wrong side of the road, speeding, and steering with your feet.
(Usually the one Janderwelxing has fent in their system- but not all the time)

“Wanna go Janderwelxing!?”
“I DONT WANT TO FUCKING JANDERWELX WITH YOU!”

by Pierce Dorian April 18, 2024