Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 1, 2016

hobo itch

Slang for restless leg syndrome

Dang, Billy keeps bouncing his leg. He must have hobo itch.

by Rob Lowe Stay High October 28, 2020

rusty itch

a reddish-brown genital rash that keeps coming back like the skank you had a booty call with and who won't leave you alone.

Man, I got a rusty itch on my nads that keeps popping up like my ex!

by V.D.Robison May 24, 2010

Butt itch

A chesni

Man that person is a butt itch

by Dictionary master oof May 9, 2018

shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house

Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.

by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014

The Senior Itch

When you get herpes from a senior or when you have an incredible craving to have sex with a senior.

Paul:Man did you see that senior? I wouldn't mind if I got The Senior Itch from her.

Josh: Man I got a real bad Senior Itch. (This is the second definition of it)

by jrbro October 16, 2012