Scottish Haircut

The result of losing some of your hair after a bullet goes through your hair but narrowly misses your head.

Good thing that sniper had terrible aim he merely gave me a scottish haircut.

by horny4alligators September 11, 2010

de la haircut

Invented by Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul. Curly hair is fashioned into 6-12 big lumps. It should be skewed to one side, or at least assymetric.

Look at the album cover of "3 Feet High and Rising". Trugoy the Dove and Pasemaster Mase have excellent de la haircuts.

by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011

Hairguts

When a person does not know how to properly tease hair , the result is a mangled mess that ressembles guts , hence Hairguts

dude , that chick does not know what she's doing she has hairguts .

by Hairguts April 1, 2009

Haircut Weekend

(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends

Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"

Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."

by 4n4nn1 August 16, 2012

Haircut Song

A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.

I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.

by theviewupheresucks June 9, 2020

Cambodian Haircut

(v) the act of decapitation or the cutting off of a person's head. A reference to Pol Pot's genocide in Cambodia

"Watch your mouth before I give you a Cambodian Haircut!"
He went into her bedroom and in shock saw she had gotten a Cambodian Haircut

by Ellani November 3, 2011

wedding haircut

The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".

Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?

by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014