ground sports

The act of manipulating your genitalia to mimic a sport.

Shane made his balls fit into his asshole, he's really good at ground sports!

by Justin Inches August 26, 2015

Ground Speed Check

To humble an arrogant person; To knock someone down a peg; To overshadow another person, particularly someone who is arrogant or someone who has upstaged someone else.

Derived from the semi famous SR-71 groundspeed check story.

Person 1: I just finished another great medium article. Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Person 2: Boy my op ed was just published in The New York Times.

Person 3: Now that's what I call a ground speed check.

by Legnut March 23, 2017

Ground Searching

When you go out searching for valuable or useful items

We went out ground searching for items to sell to supplement our income

by Manuel59manuel June 6, 2017

Ground Serpent

If you go to The Bronze Snake Newtown, ask for the "Ground Serpent"

Be prepared.

Curious Boy; "I'm here to see the Ground Serpent. Is this the right place?"
Serena; "Come this way"
(Leads Curious Boy out back)

by B Newton September 26, 2018

ground twinkie

a twinkie that was found and harvested from the ground.

Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.

by pupxi0 November 10, 2019

Ground Glass

The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.

Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.

by Read and Write February 4, 2020

Ground Ginger

Ground Ginger is a slang term used in the popular MMO Elder Scrolls: Online to describe when someone keeps wiping a team in hard content like Veteran Trials, Hardmodes, and most importantly No Death Speedruns.

Who fukn invited this Ground Ginger? All they do is die over and over again.

by Ian Da God February 9, 2020