Glecoffing

'Glecoffing' refers to the act of sadly masturbating, using your own tears as lubricant, when you couldn't pick up a girl.

Alex: (to his buddy) I thought I was good to go with Sandra, but I ended up Glecoffing all night instead.

by Fosterino January 27, 2013

glochid

That irritating prickly thingie on a flat type of cactus (an Opuntia, for instance) that jabs you and gets embedded in your skin. Very difficult to remove.

Wear latex gloves when you're transplanting prickly pear cacti, otherwise you'll be stuck by a glochid.

by pentozali May 30, 2013

glocalzone

Peer to peer delivery platform. Makes reachable any products from abroad via trustful travelers.

Add your next travel on Glocalzone, start to earn money while you are traveling.

by glocalzoning October 11, 2018

glock yourself

When some cunt is annoying so you tell them to glock themselves because they’re a horrible cunt called josh

How about you fucking glock yourself

by Itslittymyg January 14, 2019

Glockenturmphobia

The Fear of Thick Thighs

Guy: I can’t come over I got Glockenturmphobia so maybe some other time

by EspDia January 3, 2023

baby glockable

A 12 year old with hacks

Man, that kids a baby glockable
You baby glockable

by Icloneu January 6, 2018

globosexual

A person who is attracted to men, woman, animals, inaminate objects; pretty much this person wants to make love to everything in the world.

I am a globosexual.

Dude, you are the biggest globosexual I know, you would make love to a kangaroo if it was here right now.

by Deathclause June 27, 2012