Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.
For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.
Symtoms of APD:
You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.
.
For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.
Symtoms of APD:
You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.
.
by jhasnocookies May 15, 2018
Get the Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) mug.Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.
by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019
Get the Chronic Desperation Disorder mug.Related Words
disora
• Disgrace
• Dishrag
• distracted
• diora
• disorientated
• Dinoras
• Disorder
• dinorawr
• disgracebook
The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
by dbp0011 November 19, 2016
Get the PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) mug.A diagnosis whereas a person has an inability to do anything and everything productive due to lack of desire, care, or that they don't give a crap.
My roommate must have terrible LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) since he hasn't been to any class in 4 weeks.
by Brandon Iannone December 14, 2008
Get the LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) mug.A behavior synonymous with jagweeds, where verbal &/or physical expression is made prior to cerebral thought. Best expressed using an elongated thick New Jersey accent. Pronounced deeeesh rrrraaaak
Prada walked in with two collars popped and a spray on tan... friggin dishrack!
Eeeaayyyy... Stop bein such a friggin dishrack!
Eeeaayyyy... Stop bein such a friggin dishrack!
by JBJLPrada August 6, 2011
Get the dishrack mug.It's when you have many different personalities. People with the disorder usally name there persionalities. For example one day you can be the happiest person in the world for example I'll use the name Megan but the next day you can be the meaniest person you have ever seen for example Raven.
Some people with the disoreder NOT ALL OF THEM can actually make up people in their lives. No not making them up to seem popular, there mind thinks they need another person to fit with you and it creates a whole other life for a peron. For the person with the disorder the people they make up can seem as real as a human would be but for an ordinary person it's like your watching your friend play with and imagionary friend.
People with the diease are usally called Insane but there not. They can't help it, it's all in there minds. The disease is not contejaus and can not be pred through human contact. It's more of a disorder than a disease
Some people with the disoreder NOT ALL OF THEM can actually make up people in their lives. No not making them up to seem popular, there mind thinks they need another person to fit with you and it creates a whole other life for a peron. For the person with the disorder the people they make up can seem as real as a human would be but for an ordinary person it's like your watching your friend play with and imagionary friend.
People with the diease are usally called Insane but there not. They can't help it, it's all in there minds. The disease is not contejaus and can not be pred through human contact. It's more of a disorder than a disease
by I'm your nightmare June 12, 2012
Get the Multi Personality Disorder mug.The CCOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Camila Cabello; so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this disorder include - thinking hating on Camila is their reason to breathe, their hobby and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in Arianators, Dua stans, Barbz, Lovatics, Little Monsters, Lana stans, BTS stans, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fu*k off" and go get a life!
Chartdata (chart account) : Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's "Señorita" has now surpassed 1.5 billion streams on Spotify. It’s the most streamed male-female duet in the platform’s history.
Arianator : Tanked! Nobody cares about c*mila
Camilizer : STFU i think u have a CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)… go get a life!
Arianator : Tanked! Nobody cares about c*mila
Camilizer : STFU i think u have a CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)… go get a life!
by Thisisforthempressedhaters July 21, 2020
Get the CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder) mug.