Dont be so Mayo

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One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.

-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-

To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution

"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, Boring, or Bland. In other words, Dont be so Mayo!"

Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."

Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"

Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"

Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"

by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011

dont talk with your mouth full

a phraze used sence the beginning of time for the act in which a girl ( while giving head ) proceeds so say something along the lines of i love you, this is great, smells like beef cakes whatever.

or used in reference to talking while eating at the dinner table bitchy moms oftan use this to discourage kids from spitting mashed patatos at each other while yelling " go broncos "

girl : gobble gobble ( mutters i love you or yada yada )
guy: um dont talk with your mouth full

kid: ( spinage in the mouth ) god this fukin sucks
mom: listen nipple head dont talk with your mouth full

by Daniel-b April 22, 2006

dont make me fart

when u laugh so hard that you fart and u just cant help it.

e.g.

elly (shes fat) says: im gonna go for a run this arvo

jack says: oh dont make me fart

by edizzle91 April 11, 2010

dont be fake

Don't be fake means doing something to your friend that is hypocritical or doing something that you wouldn't normally do to a friend like not sharing food or not going somewhere when your friends want your too.

Me: Hey can I have a piece of your cookie?

Friend: No buy your own.
Me: dont be fake man

by OddFuture23 December 9, 2016

dont finger the nigger

unhappy cotton picker

dont finger the nigger because if you fingered my nigger and now shes claiming rape...i just remembered, she has no rights because she a filthy woman and a niggerdyke.

by the straight james charles December 2, 2019

dont fuck around

When you don’t play about what you represent or do.

You seen Zoe pull up in the Bentley truck ? Dont fuck around he not playing .

by 1onlyzoe October 16, 2020

Dont be an Oisin

The definition is a phrase relating too an annoying gay boy who dosent participate in gang activities such as drinking and entering private property.

Shut up Dean dont be an Oisin

by paul kelly is god December 24, 2009