crittering

being weird and or creepy
example

she didn't even know him and she stalked his entire page she was crittering so hard

by unibabi March 6, 2025

Critter Jinx

When you try to shoot a critter in Buck Hunter and a doe crosses your path causing you to shoot the doe and forfeit your turn.

I can't get a perfect site in Buck Hunter because I have critter jinx.

by doctorSq1 January 2, 2011

Cooter critter

Little bugs that crawl in your gooch/cooch

Cooter critter: Sleep with pants on; we don't want any critters in our cooters

by Googoogagagaga March 28, 2017

Critter

Games so shit, they are good

You: I need a game to play!
Them: I have a critter game you can play! It's called "Jones on Fire"
You: Sweet Thanks!

by OMEGALULL June 7, 2018

Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

Critter

Critter: Used to describe someone who has been arrested no less than ten times for petty shit. Someone who is on a first name basis with local police and jail staff. A crackhead, meth-head and/or drug addict. It is rare that drugs are not involved but it does happen. Most often someone who is one step above being homeless. Also someone who will steal your stuff then lie to the cops. Has no more than 5-6 teeth and whose face looks like a coffee cake. Generally works odd job for no more than 2 months due to constant arrest. This is also a person who finds employment through various manual labor temp places like Rent-A-Drunk. Mostly found living with other critters. Usually drives a shitty beat up pickup or a sub-compact Toyota.

Hey dude, check out that guy over, is he walking our way?
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.

Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.

Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.

by Tronald John Drump October 17, 2021

stinky critter

ex and fat

ex and fat r stinky critters

by dirtext March 1, 2023