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Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."
Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.
by Inevitibility June 6, 2015
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throat coaster

you know Danielle?, man she the best throat coaster around
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by coastal

To jump around a lot, keep showing up at different places.

E.g. Never stay in one spot for long.
I.e. Business travelling. Band Touring.

Originally intended for large distances, hence "coast".
But nowadays (with more instant updating and specific geo tagging) not limited to. One might as well be showing up at different places (preferably peripherally opposite) in a city given a delimited time period.

Can be described as a more conscious type of jet lag. You are aware of your body not catching up to acclimatize to the new surroundings.
Seen on George's wall:
"Tuesday: George checked in @New York"
"Wednesday: George checked in @San Francisco"
"Friday: George checked in @Washington"

Response:
- Hehe :) travel a lot this week, George?
- Yes, I've been (feeling) a bit by coastal lately ;)
by Edward E. Murdoch November 22, 2011
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roller-coaster sentence

A roller-coaster sentence is a sentence that contains words that are random, controversial, or crazy. These words can be anything with no limits, containing racist words or politics.

Picture a plain, generic roller-coaster. Usually, the tracks contain loops or segments that rise up and fall down. These "loops" would be the words in a roller-coaster sentence, as each word is a large loop.
roller-coaster sentence examples:
"Nigga sex frisbee".
"Mass Shootings are lovely and inspiring."
"Shit, meatspin's got my asshole on the hook."
"Cunt nigger trash."
"That gay nigga Jesus just fingerbanged me in a bowling alley in front of my step-sister, who masturbated on the spot."
by StercouraceousZeugma July 28, 2018
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Ivory coast

Ivory Coast or Côte d'Ivoire, officially the Republic of Côte d'Ivoire, is a country located on the south coast of West Africa. Ivory Coast's political capital is Yamoussoukro in the centre of the country, while its economic capital and largest city is the port city of Abidjan.

Population 23.7 million

Area 322,462 sq km (124,503 sq miles)

Major languages French, indigenous languages

Major religions Islam, Christianity, indigenous beliefs

Life expectancy 52 years (men), 55 years (women)

Currency CFA (Communaute Financiere Africaine) franc
Ivory coast was a Former French Colony
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Ivory Coast

That one place in West Africa that knobheads confused the Irish flag for.
Person 1: Hey dude, have you seen the new Irish flag I put up recently?
Person 2: You feckin knob, the colours are backwards! That's the Ivory Coast flag!
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Weast Coast

Any portion of land in the US touching one of the Great Lakes
Chicago is on the weast coast
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