instagram comedians

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.

Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL

by IronyDetector July 19, 2017

comedy pyramid

on a live radio show where listeners call in and add their own anectdotes, etc., on a specific topic, thereby growing the bit funnier and funnier

The Ron & Fez Show

by Cita October 22, 2003

Come Up

Used to define something clutch or a great opportunity. Can be used to describe a positive outcome to a situation. Usually used in reference towards commotitties or women.

"I just got these new yeezys on aliexpress for $5 bruh" "Bro that's not a come up you trippin ass nigga"

"I just copped me some percocet this is the biggest come up ever"

by xiexiexiaopunyo69 May 2, 2017

combelling

to be stricken with joy or glee.

cher: do you see how boys are responding? my heart is totally bursting!

dionne: i know, i'm combelling!

by carleazyagain November 27, 2006

Comeau

Literally means "like water"; a heritage name with noble roots and creative talents weaved into French and Native ancestry. Many are nurses, musicians, dignitaries, notaries, politians, property owners, film producers, poets, media and public relations. Comeau blood is linked with power, leadership, governance, arts and culture. People of class.

I rolled in Comeau-style, ordered a bourbon on the rocks and debated politics with the dreamers and players

by Jahabing March 19, 2017

National Come Out Day

October 11, the day when most homosexuals, transgendered, lesbians, bisexuals ect. come out of the closet, or expose their true preferences towards sexuality. October 11 of every year is the best time to come out when you're anything but completely straight. October 11 is nationally known as National Come Out Day or National Come Out Of The Closet Day

Rayce: Hey Lacy, I've decided I'm gonna come out October 11.
Lacy: What's so special about October 11 ?
Rayce: National Come Out Day.
Lacy: Ohhhh. Never heard of it. Sounds like a good idea.

October 11.
Rayce: Kay Lacy. It's the day.
Lacy: Oh my gosh ! It's the eleventh already ?
Rayce. Yep.. I'm really scared. I already know I'm going to get bullied and shit for being gay.
Lacy: You have too many friends, my boyfriend loves you ! He'll make sure you're alright. Besides, you're on the football team anyways.
Rayce: Here it goes..

by BOOBIES Are My Life September 18, 2012

Dark Comedy

When a TV show or movie uses taboo subjects like death, cancer, racism, old age, rape, guns, domestic abuse, drugs etc is the source of the laughter. That's why it's dark.

ie. Archer, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy

I love watching dark comedy shows. They crack me up!!

by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019