chendafei

A rather nice, pure and innocent girl. Often someone who likes to draw. Quite shy at first but she will warm up to you as you become better friends. Often, her name will be spelt wrong by other people, examples being chennefay or chendefei. She gets quite angry when such things happen.

Hey who's that? It's chendafei!

by warm_mayonnaise November 23, 2021

Clandy

Extremely slow in intellect and wit. Most often used to describe the simplest breed of cow milkers. The word also encompasses an aura of happiness in the face of dreaded hopelessness. For example, a person enjoying life living in a small cold dreary grey cow milking town would be described as ‘clandy’. Famously, a town in the South Island of New Zealand (Clandyboye) harboured a population of young men so strikingly fitting to the adjective, it took it as it’s namesake.

It’s always fine and dandy, Roy, when you’re living the life of a clandy boy.

by Ruffle Stiltskin July 6, 2022

Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017

Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.

Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.

by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.

Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.

by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010

clench factor

a reliable and easy ratio used to measure a man's hottnes based on his ability to clench his jaw. the more a man clenches his jaw before he's about to kiss a girl, the hotter he is. this can be seen in the movie "step up."

"oh wow, this guy's clench factor definitely makes him worthy for me"

by sclurba August 22, 2006

Corona Calendar

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.

The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 31, 2020