Rice Calculator

A term of endearment towards any Chinese person, but primarily those who come to U.S. universities and achieve 4.0's purely to make their family proud.

While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.

Person 1: "Hey, you know that group of Chinese kids from class that always get perfect test scores?"

Person 2: "Yeah"

Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"

Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"

by AlohaSnackbarMaga May 31, 2018

love calculator

A love calculator calculates the chance that you and whoever's name you decide to put in the calculator, chance of working out. Got to lovecalculator.com to check it our for yourself.

The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.

by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008

Calculated

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.

Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 2 seconds.
Chat disabled for 1 second.
Me: Calculated

by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

ap calculus

A difficult class available in high school that involves hard concepts like derivatives and integration.

I'm not taking AP calculus because it's too hard.

by 5'1"Racer June 5, 2005

Calculetter

a note or letter you write on the calculators that can type letters. Generally done during the middle of math class as an alternative to passing notes. Great for people who don't have cell phones or people who want to appear indie.

Marina spent her whole math class typing a calculetter instead of actually doing her math work.

by K177yMell March 3, 2010

Calculatored

Using the calculator hot key on a computer to spam calculator applications on an individuals screen while they are unaware.

person 1: Dude, I turned around for like a minute and you calculatored me. How?

person 2: I am ninja

by JC M.D. January 15, 2010

calcasaurus

A derogatory term used to describe the act of adding up or calculating how many strokes a player accumulates when scoring a double bogey in disc golf.

Dude, you hit so many trees on that hole you better calcasaurus.

by ckjamski December 6, 2010