Covid Poisoning 

A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.

I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.

Covid Poisoning by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

Covid chow 

When you contract covid and lose your sense of taste and smell and you are able to eat vagina like a champion.

Wife: Oh my god honey what got into you tonight, that was the best oral I have gotten ever?
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!

Covid chow by Aj36mason October 13, 2021

Covid Speakeasy 

An unlawful gathering spot to drink & socialize during the Covid crisis.

We are heading to the ice rink to party on Saturday.....that place is a regular Covid Speakeasy.

Covid Speakeasy by Jon Boi June 11, 2020

CoVid-Hands 

During the 2020 pandemic of CoVid-19, WHO advised to wash your hands frequently for at least 20 seconds. This caused many people to have dry hands.

Tyrone: Yo G, Pass Me The Cocoa butter.

Ghost: Why?
T: coz Man Have Covid-Hands.

CoVid-Hands by Dimsun118 April 5, 2020

Covid Rich

The state of being well-stocked in Lysol, hand sanitizer and Clorox wipes during the Shelter-in-Place order of 2020 during the Covid 19 pandemic. (Toilet Paper and n95 masks moves you on to Covid Barron status).

Forget her bank account, Jeni is Covid Rich! Did you see all of that Lysol at her house at that Zoom on-line party?

Covid Rich by Dallasjeni April 18, 2020

covid-time 

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.

I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.

covid-time by fcsuper September 10, 2020

Covid Shits 

The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.

Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.

Covid Shits by Helostlol March 15, 2021