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Blendable

When a woman has no distinguishable difference between her breast and her nipple. The areola surrounding the nipple has the same color as the nipple itself.
Damn man, I was excited to see that bitches tits. But as soon as she whipped 'em out, I realized she had blendables!
by Hanesingtonworthingly December 23, 2010
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Shit in a blender

A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.
Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?

Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie
by Key-Lime January 29, 2010
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bleen

A number between six and seven. Bleen is not 6.5 and may be counted as an integer in base-eleven. It's symbol resembles a figure-eight (8) without the left half of the top circle. Ie, a ) shape on top of o.

It is also a color, seen in the muddy rainbow of a puddle of motor oil after the rain, colored niobium body jewlery, and around extrmely bright light sources. It describes when all or most perceivable colors appear visibly and at least somewhat distinctly in one place, and implies a shiney, metallic, glowing, neon, reflective or incandescant sheen.

It is also a halliciongen which may be absorbed through the skin. Finally, it is a fictional animal. Bleens are sightless, land dwelling invertebrates, so named for their call, which sounds rather like "Bleen." The color of bleen comes from their opalescant, shifting, multi-hued bodies. They are unusual among invertibrates in that they are large, warm-blooded, and do not need to be kept wet, possessing a soft, non-posionous skin that is generally dry to the touch. They are approximately equal to humans in avarage mass, but undefineable in length or height as they are somewhat shapeshifting and ameoba-like.
One, two, three, four, five, six, bleen, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Today on the Discovery channel - the mating rituals of the Bleen!
by TC April 12, 2005
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All your base are belong to us

The phrase 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' is known as a "Gaming Phenomenon". It origionates from the game 'Zero Wing',with a very bad Japanese-to-English translated intro to boot. It is considered one of the worst translations in gaming history. Commonly seen in Multiplayer Games such as Counter Strike, Call Of Duty ect, usually in team gameplay, when one team totally defeats another (See : Pwnage), it will likely be said by the winning team, to dictate that 'All your bases' now belong to them.
However can also be used in a deathmatch gamemode, if one single player stands out above the rest (See also : owned). Sometimes is also followed up by the line (from the same game) "You have no chance to survive, make your time."

Also used when the Terrorists destroy the objective in the de_ (Demolition) gamemode is the line "What Happen?" followed by "Somebody set up us the bomb!".
These are all lines from 'Zero Wing'.
Use 1 :
(In Counter Strike: Source)
Terrorist1 kills Counter-Terrorist1
Terrorist1 kills Counter-Terrorist2
Terrorist1 kills Counter-Terrorist3
Terrorist1 kills Counter-Terrorist4
Terrorist1 kills Counter-Terrorist5
Terrorist1 kills Counter-Terrorist6
Terrorists Win!

Terrorist1 : All your base are belong to us.

Use 2:
Counter-Terrorist 1 kills Terrorist 1
Counter-Terrorist 1 kills Terrorist 2
Counter-Terrorist 2 kills Terrorist 4
Counter-Terrorist 3 kills Terrorist 3
Counter-Terrorist 6 kills Terrorist 5
Counter-Terrorist 5 kills Terrorist 6

Counter-Terrorist 1 : Who do all our bases belong to now?
Counter-Terrorist 2 : Yeh, all your base are belong to us!
Counter-Terrorist 3 : You have no chance to survive make your time!

Use 3 :

The bomb has been planted!
*Bomb Explodes*
Terrorists Win!

Terrorist 1 : What happen?
Terrorist 2 : Somebody set up us the bomb!

*Terrorists 1 + 2 proceed to spam microphone with laughter*
by Chartax January 12, 2009
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Blendercocked

Similar to cockblocking; used at times to describe how it feels to be somehow rejected or pained in some way.
"My girlfriend ditched me last night for my best friend, who's a chick. It would've been cool if I could watch instead of being blendercocked."
by Elise Payne February 15, 2010
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blenda

Ken More fell in love with a Japanese food processor called Blenda.
by Edwin W October 21, 2016
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blemon

@_blemon on twitter, this guy fucks
"yo waddup blemon"
by xXpussyXslayerXx May 7, 2018
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