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asshat

A person that has their own head up their own ass, thus creating a hat out of their own ass. Also, an object that sits upon one's head and smells of shit.
"You asshat, take off that asshat!"
by Silty Loam March 10, 2010
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Asshat

Stop being such an asshat
by thebestaround69 October 28, 2014
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Mother fucking asshat

A douchbag, loser, mother fucker.

A lieing cheating bitch on a stick.
Your such an mother fucking asshat
by TheHairybeasts March 17, 2010
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asshatted

Having an insult that you intiated turned against you.
TophatManiak was asshatted when he tried to correct the spelling of "Duct Tape" to "Duck Tape" and FlatLiner told him that he was a dumbass and it was in fact spelled "Duct Tape".
by !!*_RocketDiva March 8, 2003
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Asshat

Someone who is so frustrating to be around, through their own speech, actions, or general attitude, that you wish to punch them in their face so hard it will swing around and lodge itself into their own anus. Thus becoming a hat.
That guy wearing the cow suit? He's an asshat.
by XDAS January 20, 2011
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asshat

A Hacker term for a script kiddie, or wannabe hacker that boasts at being a legitimate hacker and sets a bad example for ALL HACKERS!

A person that writes substandard scripts that flood myspace forums for example or disrupt a site that has absolutely no value and boasts on and on that he/she is a legitimate hacker.
Stupid Person: Hey did you hear that myspace was hacked and 20 thousand passwords were stolen?

Hacker: yup, an asshat script kiddie did, i dont care about myspace to attack it!
by JasonHayys April 2, 2007
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assfail

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.
Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.
by van ultima January 30, 2005
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