Alternative Acquisition

Employing non-traditional means of possession. Including but not limited to, theft, extortion and ground scores.

"Honey I think our son is involved in a stereo-theft ring"

"Nonsense dear, Billy explained that he got all this fancy stuff through Alternative Acquisition."

by Mike A.N January 15, 2010

aldeon

Sexy man, all the ladies go for him, tall, loves to have fun with people but shy at times, attracted to all carly's out there no matter what their spelling. Generous, kind, superr good looking but doesnt have internet that much. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like aldeon.

Aldeon- "did you see that sexy girl carly?"
Random- "yeah man, total score, you should go for it"

by sexybby12333 September 30, 2014

altona chrome

A upstate NY slang term for using duct tape for car repairs

Did you get your car fixed?
No, I just used some Altona chrome

by JankumLord840 January 21, 2016

alternate friend

The term "friend" used loosely. They are only considered a friend when the other party benefits and are often ditched when plans are made.

I was going to hangout with Kristen but she was busy so I decided to get Kelsey, my alternate friend .

by Foreveryoung231 March 5, 2017

Alternative

Someone who genuinely doesn't give two fucks what others think of them (they like to be different from the crowd)

DickHead-Bruh why are you listening to My chemical romance EMO!!!
Alternative- Nah I'm listening to them cause I want to
DickHead-oh ok

by Notasheep12345678910 April 19, 2018

Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019

Alternative Factsplanation

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.

President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”

by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020