magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

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Alexandra

An Alexandra is the most caring, kind, fun person you'll ever meet. She always brings light to everything and brightens ur life! She's extremely stylish and beautiful and knows how to party hard. She loves to go out with freinds and have a great time. She likes to entertain everybody and talks to every person she comes encounter with. Always a social butterfly, talkative, fun, and entertaining. Alexandras are total flirts and always get the best guys. She is known to get a drunk at times but thats part of the crazy fun being freinds with an Alexandra is.

i'm now blinded with joy from just talking to an alexandra

by A:)W August 7, 2011

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