Alaskan Spear-Thrower

this is a type of sex when a guy stands on a sofa, bed or any elavated surface, and jumps off attempting to place his wang i.e. penis into the womans vagina or asshole

i broke my dick attempting the alaskan spear-thrower

by Jacob Morales April 23, 2007

alaskan tortellini

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.

Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.

by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Disasta from Alaska

Insulting nickname for Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, and Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican Party. So named for her lack of intelligence, her right wing radical views, and the fact that she is a complete and total drag on McCain's campaign for President. Like, a disaster...

The fact that the nickname rhymes is just a cool co-incidence.

Joe: Are you voting for McCain?
Bob: You crazy? I don't want the Disasta from Alaska as Vice President!! She's as dumb as a bag of hammers!!

by Precious999 December 9, 2008

Alaskan bitch slap

Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.

Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.

by H T H August 29, 2007

Alakazam

A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.

Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"

by ProfessorPsychic March 9, 2010

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010

alaskan dumpster dive

When you take an Eskimo and feed him/her your trash in turn having them regurgitate it on you and you both slide on eachother's puke-covered body like a dumpster dive

When you go to Ancorage next week, as the natives about an Alaskan dumpster dive, it's a fun time ;)

by Bigguyty November 13, 2014