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"Yes! They are so silly"
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Food Addiction

When you cant stop eating because you’re a fat ass
Jacob: yo i’m hungry
Vale: me too
Jacob: u a fatass
Vale: maybe we have a “food addiction
by vale2fine June 11, 2023
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tiny teddy addiction

An extreme addiction to tiny Teddy's. Rehab is usually required as it is quite severe. This addiction means that people can hear and smell a packet being opened for miles away and will come running to eat the tiny Teddy's. People with this addiction will stop at nothing to eat tiny Teddy's
*opens packet* oh crap here come all the people with tiny teddy addiction
by TLCgenius April 10, 2014
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addiction

to physically or mentally need something
by Kregg October 18, 2003
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Time Addiction

1. A usually depressing addiction of constantly thinking about the concept of time. Typically caused by recreational drug use (Marijuana, Acid, etc.). Thoughts include:

-Always thinking about the past, and not the present.
-How time is "speeding up" almost exponentially as life goes on.
-The history of the universe, or of human existence.
Bryan: OMG 9/11 was 8 fucking years ago!? No way!

Beau: Dude you seriously have a major time addiction.

Buffalo Bill: I cannot believe its been over 10 years since Silence of the Lambs came out, time is flying by.

Clarice: Yea, I think about that everyday it seems like. We both a have a bad time addiction.
by 12/30/1989 April 27, 2009
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marijuana addiction

everyone who says marijuana addiction is real is a dumb/ignorant piece of shit.
by kfdjfijdrsxkjfdfkjdkf May 5, 2009
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marijuana addiction

In actuality, a real problem found in regular marijuana users, BUT only limited to 10 percent of the said population population. No different from an addiction probably apparent in a contingent of Twinkie lovers. In which case, we can extrapolate and say there is always a percentage of aficinados for ANYTHING that are addicted. Most (albeit few) addictions are psychological, and very few are caused by physical symptoms. This is in fact due to the long molecular half life of the substance and will remain in the body for a long time after use. Even if affected by said 'ailment' none are life threatening unlike caffeine, alcohol, or sugar saturated foods.

Source: Marijuana and Medicine: Assessing the Science Base; Janet E. Joy, Stanley J. Watson, Jr., and
John A. Benson, Jr.
guy 1: Yo, John, check him out over there, he quit the mary jane after 30 years smokin up every single day. he's got the withdrawal symptoms from marijuana addiction~! I'm scurrred
guy 2: he's been irritable and cant sleep lately huh...Just like your girlfriend on her period! ZING!
guy 1: lol shutup
*fist bump*

kid: mama, im scurrred, that dood has the marijuana addiction! he's part of that scaaary 10 percent of people who likes smoking up regularly!
milf: its ok dearie, at least he's not obese like the 30 percent of people who like eating regularly =)
kid: *gasp* so its better to smoke up some dank than clog my arteries with high fatty food??
milf: yes honey ;)
kid: i love you mom
*hugz*
by evilcruelty31 September 25, 2010
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