Morning Dew 

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.

I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!

Morning Dew by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023

morning wood 

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.

Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.

morning wood by QuacksO February 19, 2023

morning sticky 

The female equivalent to “morning wood” also known as afternoon sticky and nighttime sticky, depending on the time of day. Vaginal discharge in the morning time.

There was a glob of morning sticky on my ceiling when u woke up!!!!

morning sticky by Fun footle February 27, 2023

Moaning 

what i’m doimg rn baby :)

“oooh fuck yes right there baby, i’m so close oh goooood”

Guy: “I got her moaning so loud last night bro"

Moaning by DomiDICKs March 23, 2023

Moaning Mallard

When two people climb into a fuck blind and have sex with mallard calls in their mouth.

I was duck hunting and heard someone doing a Moaning Mallard, sounded like two mallards just going at it

Moaning Mallard by DirtyDirtyDan March 26, 2023

Moosing 

When you go "anon" so hard that you make yourself "known" and get yourself killed.

"Oh, how did he die?" "He was moosing too hard, made himself known and well, got himself sniped by a hunter."

Moosing by Mr. Heubert March 28, 2023

morning rump 

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump

My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.

morning rump by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023