ordinary human patterns 

oddly enough ordinary human patterns.
we are not special only special through the make up of our consciousness.

She was getting used to him. His different ways. His quirks. In all potential madness there were ordinary human patterns and behaviours like insecurity. jealousy. admiration. respect. mistrust. desire. loathing. they were there. only disguised with wit, humour, delusion. playful or sincere. they were getting to know each other.

ordinary human patterns by Krkič November 7, 2020

Human Rights 

The reasons why human civilization stopped and humans turned to be retarded, idiotic, spoiled, special snowflake beings

You know why in Good Old Days there's so much innovation? Because human rights is low even non-existent
Your wristwatch, heliocentric theory, hip-hop, Ziplock, jazz, Pilates gym, O Holy Night, Silent Night, hipster culture, Aufklarung, Time Zone, and feminism emerged on the era when human rights is a delusion

Long story short, Human Rights and Progress don't go hand in hand

Human Rights by Sir. B February 18, 2021

human tripod

Pole vaulter-donkey man.

Rob, and he's got technique!

human tripod by Gissell "the french b-" July 14, 2004

Human Back Hoe

a slang term for an illegal immigarant that works construction work.

Move out of the way you Human Back Hoe

Human Back Hoe by jlocc August 9, 2006

iPod Human 

A person, being of either the male or female gender, who can name at least the title and artist of almost any song of decent quality (see rock and roll) and sometimes the album, background information about the song or artist, or lyrics for foolish non-iPods that can't seem to hear perfectly slurred musical lyrics. Often the D.J. or MC of a party or gathering, also works great in freakshows.

*Rolling Stones' Paint it Black is playing in a hotel room during a school Washington, D.C. trip*

Jeremy (singing along): "I see a rainbow and I want to paint it black.."

Luke (iPod Human): "Ah fuck, lil' kid, can't you hear?!"

Jeremy: "Yeah.. I'm PRETTY SURE its 'I see a rainbow,' what else would it be?"

Luke: "try 'I see a red door,' lil' idiot. Don't argue with me about the Stones, or anybody. This song specifically is from their Aftermath album"

Jeremy: "That doesn't sound right. You don't even know what you're talking about."

Luke: "Wanna bet, bitch?!"

*quick chacha text for the sake of un-biased answers*

Luke: "Yeap, it's 'red door' not 'rainbow' you little rainbow lovin' homo. I told you so."

Jeremy: "You darned iPod Humans! Where can I get one of you?!"

iPod Human by Luke "THE TRUTH" W. November 16, 2010

human junkyard mechanic 

A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.

John's dad is a Human junkyard mechanic.

human junkyard mechanic by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

human suitcase 

A midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes

Amber was pulling her human suitcase through the airport

human suitcase by Jake2z March 1, 2011