When you have to take an emergency poop, but all the toilets are already clogged and you go anyway.
I stopped at a rest stop on the interstate and the toilets were full of poo, so I got stuck piling it on.
A girl that you are fucking that is so fat or ugly she should not be seen in public with you, but instead kept in a closet for only you to see.
Chris said he's gonna stay at home tonight. Probably with his closet chick, so nobody makes fun of him.