Definitions by Jake2z

Closet Chick 

A girl that you are fucking that is so fat or ugly she should not be seen in public with you, but instead kept in a closet for only you to see.

Chris said he's gonna stay at home tonight. Probably with his closet chick, so nobody makes fun of him.

Closet Chick by Jake2z December 11, 2011

Piling it on

When you have to take an emergency poop, but all the toilets are already clogged and you go anyway.

I stopped at a rest stop on the interstate and the toilets were full of poo, so I got stuck piling it on.

Piling it on by Jake2z November 22, 2011

human suitcase 

A midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes

Amber was pulling her human suitcase through the airport

human suitcase by Jake2z March 1, 2011