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tech-twat 

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
tech-twat by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
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lasagna twat 

When a woman's labia minora are excessively flappy and resemble the edges of a piece of lasagna. Similar to steak drapes, but not quite as dark and gristly.
I took off Kim's panties only to see that she had a lasagna twat.
lasagna twat by THDrummer November 20, 2016
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Guppy Twat 

Someone who always pushes you to the edge, never knows when to stop. They are immature and always thinks they're right. They are often typically gypsies.
Girl 1: nahhh u know I'm always right, see here look
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!

Cujo twat 

When a female gets so aroused her pussy starts drooling like a Saint Bernard.
When Sarah was getting a thigh ride from Tom he could feel her wetness through his jeans, he knew by her extreme cujo twat that he would be getting puss tonight for sure!
Cujo twat by Bearballs 44 August 21, 2017

Cruise Twat 

Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.
RUN! THE CRUISE TWATS ARE ARRIVING IN ARUBA! HERE THEY COME!
Cruise Twat by bitchValentina December 21, 2018

Tingle-Twat

pulsating sensation in your twat, when you see someone or something that excites you; a symptom of dickitnitis.
I mean everyone experiences tingle-twat but you can’t act on it EVERY time.
Tingle-Twat by GABJ February 19, 2019

Man-Twat 

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.
Man-Twat by B - Wang March 25, 2019