1 definition by bitchValentina

Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.
RUN! THE CRUISE TWATS ARE ARRIVING IN ARUBA! HERE THEY COME!
by bitchValentina December 21, 2018
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