procrustinating

Procrustinating: when you take your time deciding on having your pizza on a thin and crispy base or a deep pan, or as a stuffed crust.

"we'd have ordered our pizza early if it wasn't for Dave and his procrustinating"

by Ip12 February 13, 2017

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Procrapstination

The act of deferring bowel movement for an extended period. Usually seen in people I who have to attend long events at places other than one's own home. Typically results in constipation of varying degrees and is almost always evident with increased anal venting. Examples of events that might invite procrapstination are multi-night stays at a relative's house and camping.

I fell victim to my own procrapstination this weekend working as a camp counselor. Those in-cabin stalls aren't places of free expression of excretory sounds and smells.

by AnneRKee666 March 12, 2017

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Procastinapping

Procastinating by napping

Teacher: Why do u always wait to the end to turn in your HW? Are u always procastinapping?

by Fireslayer4 April 22, 2017

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Procrapsturbate

When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.

"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)

by maxreboband August 30, 2017

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Procrasitology

The belief that you should wait till the last minute possible about to do everything, and dread about how hard it will be while you are supposed to be doing it.

Jim: HOLY SHIT, I only have 1 day left for this paper and I haven't even started.
Joe: It's chill dude, just join procrasitology.

by notyouraverageposteryaknow September 7, 2017

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