The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.
"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"
by maxreboband September 07, 2016
Someone who is always wearing a sweatshirt no matter the circumstance. They live in it like a turtle in its shell. Will almost always be wearing their hood.
by maxreboband June 09, 2023
Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.
What did you eat today?
I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.
Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.
Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.
I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.
Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.
Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.
by maxreboband December 02, 2023
Why isn’t Ron home?
Well, he went to McDonald’s down the street to take an economy dump. Man is on a budget.
Well, he went to McDonald’s down the street to take an economy dump. Man is on a budget.
by maxreboband November 21, 2019
by maxreboband October 14, 2020
When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.
"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)
by maxreboband August 30, 2017
When you and your friends/family can’t decide which fast food bomb you want to drop in your stomach so you go to multiple places. Easy because of drive thrus
by maxreboband October 21, 2020