maxreboband's definitions

poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.

What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.

by maxreboband December 2, 2023

Sweatshirtle

Someone who is always wearing a sweatshirt no matter the circumstance. They live in it like a turtle in its shell. Will almost always be wearing their hood.

He lives in that sweatshirt, and always has his hood up
That’s why I call him a sweatshirtle

by maxreboband June 9, 2023

chest children

Boobs, especially big ones

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too

by maxreboband November 22, 2020

Variety Pack

When you and your friends/family can’t decide which fast food bomb you want to drop in your stomach so you go to multiple places. Easy because of drive thrus

Since we can’t decide if we want McDonald’s, Wendy’s or Taco Bell, we’re gonna do a variety pack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

Schniblets

The tiny drops of pancake batter that form their own little masses

Here’s your pancakes, would you like some schniblets too?

by maxreboband October 14, 2020

economy dump

Going somewhere else to poop to save money on toilet paper, water bill, etc.

Why isn’t Ron home?
Well, he went to McDonald’s down the street to take an economy dump. Man is on a budget.

by maxreboband November 21, 2019