maxreboband's definitions

Reverse Female Blumpkin

The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.

"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"

by maxreboband September 7, 2016

bmfbf

Bitch mother fucker bitch fucker.

Guy #1: Asshole!
Guy #2: BMFBF!

by maxreboband March 8, 2016

Procrapsturbate

When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.

"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)

by maxreboband August 30, 2017

economy dump

Going somewhere else to poop to save money on toilet paper, water bill, etc.

Why isn’t Ron home?
Well, he went to McDonald’s down the street to take an economy dump. Man is on a budget.

by maxreboband November 21, 2019

potsucker

A girl who performs fellatio in order to obtain marijuana from the recipients of the sexual act.

"Liv blew three guys last week to get 5 grams"
"Man she's such a potsucker"

by maxreboband September 19, 2017

Schniblets

The tiny drops of pancake batter that form their own little masses

Here’s your pancakes, would you like some schniblets too?

by maxreboband October 14, 2020

poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.

What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.

by maxreboband December 2, 2023