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Bitch mother fucker bitch fucker.
Guy #1: Asshole!
Guy #2: BMFBF!
by maxreboband December 02, 2015

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The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.
"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"
by maxreboband September 07, 2016

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Boobs, especially big ones
When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too
by maxreboband November 22, 2020

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When you and your friends/family can’t decide which fast food bomb you want to drop in your stomach so you go to multiple places. Easy because of drive thrus
Since we can’t decide if we want McDonald’s, Wendy’s or Taco Bell, we’re gonna do a variety pack
by maxreboband October 21, 2020

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Someone with a hairy anus/taint.
Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack
by maxreboband October 21, 2020

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The tiny drops of pancake batter that form their own little masses
Here’s your pancakes, would you like some schniblets too?
by maxreboband October 14, 2020

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Going somewhere else to poop to save money on toilet paper, water bill, etc.
Why isn’t Ron home?
Well, he went to McDonald’s down the street to take an economy dump. Man is on a budget.
by maxreboband November 21, 2019

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