Cat Piss Lady 

A woman who goes to your place of employment only to bitch and complain about stupid shit. She smells exactly like nasty cat urine and looks like a fat retarded troll. Enjoys lots of mustard and hates any race besides white people. Loves to say "shut the fuck up" and "Jesus Mary and Joseph." Never try to tell one of these women to leave because they will threaten to call the owners or corporation. They think they have the right to be rude and harrass others. Finally they are hoarders, drive ugly p.o.s. minivans and enjoy wearing cat sweaters.

Fat cat piss lady used to come to my job at micky d's. Then she called my girlfriend a dumb black bitch. So the general manager fucking elbow dropped her and told her to never come back.

Cat Piss Lady by macdonaldsfreezerrapist September 23, 2012

Cat Meatdrapes 

A famous cat living in Anchorage Alaska.

We picked up Cat Meatdrapes in the limo and went out for tuna!

Cat Meatdrapes by Alaskan fat chick killa August 8, 2010

Cat Skull 

A sexual move where two males (preferably homeless or train-hoppers) simultaneously ejaculate on a the face of someone who is celebrating his/her birthday. The two males then draw whiskers on the face of the receiver and use the ejaculate as hair gel to make cat ears.

My friend's sister came to a party once with two friends. Apparently, all three of them are train-hoppers. They proceeded to give a friend a cat skull for his birthday, ate all of his birthday cake (with their hands) and left dirty hand prints all over the walls.

Cat Skull by Bossk_Hogg June 19, 2011

Cat Drowner 

Noun:

The type of redneck hillbilly who lacks capacity for empathy and human level problem solving. Their solution on an unwanted litter of kittens is a gunny sack, a brick and a pond.

“Look at that idiot in his jacked up pick up, flying the stars and bars and carrying a pistol on his hip in the middle of fucking small town Idaho.”

“What a Cat Drowner.”

Cat Drowner by FonzFTW October 10, 2017

cat lady 

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.

Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food

- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be

The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up.

cat lady by EESHA4U December 11, 2017

Cat Noir 

cat noir is from a TV show called: “miraculous: tales of cat noir & ladybug” and is most definitely the sassiest, hottest, cutest, sexiest AND smartest superhero in the whole world.

- hey did you see miraculous last night?
- yes omg cat noir is such a hotty *lipbite*
- i know right like i would let him beat me up to death and i’d still thank him

Cat Noir by eurydice</3 April 1, 2021

Cat sex 

Where the girl either draws a cat face on her face with eye liner or she dresses up as a cat
And she has sex

"Lets have cat sex"

Cat sex by The girl with the cat face November 3, 2013