fresh asshole 

It’s when the ass hole is so clean u could eat a meal off of it. Also eat to fuck bc the asshole is smooth and smelling clean

This fresh asshole feels so good on my cock Janet

fresh asshole by DREADEDGLORY July 26, 2017

10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum 

A set of guidelines that applies to those who which to be found within the Goldilocks [Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em].

1. Consider whether or not your assholish response is inflicted on someone that deserves it.
2. Treat customer service people well, but not TOO well.
3. Do not be an asshole to your significant other.
4. Be clear to people that you are to spend a prolonged amount of time with that you are an asshole.
5. If around men, pretend that your asshole comment is just a joke. If around women, reserve all assholish behaviors to an absent mutual acquaintance.
6. When applying an assholish generalization of a specific group (see rule #5 for an example), be sure to create plausible deniability by saying “not all” followed by the targets of ridicule.
7. Select certain opinions of your opponent as amusing, but not worthy of an actual response.
8. Be interchangeably and inconsistently nice to people you are often an asshole too.
9. Don’t be an asshole to someone you see as beneath you in the social hierarchy, such as the homeless, children or developmentally challenged.
10. Do not be afraid to break rules #1-9 every now and again.

"It's great to be an asshole, but you don’t want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks [Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em]. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you’re an asshole. So here are 10 rules to be a proper asshole with impeccable asshole decorum."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"

10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019

gorilla asshole 

when a guy is trying to pork you up the ass but cant find your ass because the hair is as thick as a jungle

Dude Ray was about to pork Colekerby up the ass but cole had a gorilla asshole!!

gorilla asshole by Susan Meyer November 10, 2006

aol asshole 

also, that person that refuses to reply, or does so so long after the intial msg that the original sender is totally clueless of what is going on.

AIM007(5:19:11 PM): sup
Aolahole is away at 7:59:46 PM.

AIM007(5:19:11 PM): hey did you see "Anchorman"?
Aolahole (7:59:46 PM): LOl yeah! "I love... lamp."

aol asshole by poop January 6, 2005

fuckin asshole 

n.
1. Any one of any of my ex-girlfriends current or new boyfriends, that date them after I do.

Derived from ancient term "fucking asshole son of a bitch... fuck-rag" used by man to describe his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend.

My ex-girlfriend Lindsay's boyfriend Ryan is a fuckin asshole, I wish he would get drunk and stumble into traffic.

fuckin asshole by josh July 7, 2004

eat my asshole 

Someone that deserves to be hit.

WOW what is she doing, she can eat my asshole

eat my asshole by Pop Art! November 4, 2006

Tight Asshole 

A girl which has never had anal sex.

Man i coodnt get my big dick in her pink little tight asshole

Tight Asshole by #1jewintheworld October 17, 2008