couch potato 

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

couch potato by Light Joker January 18, 2005

Did you record this with a potato? 

When people post videos of extremely bad quality on Youtube, commentators sometimes post a question asking, “Did you record this with a potato?” This questions how the video poster ever even thought that his video was youtube worthy; videos that receive this comment are often heavily pixellated, corrupted, excessively blurry, or constantly contain text that’s too small to see.

In these comments the word potato is often replaced with something else, for example calculator..

Guy 1: *Shows a video with bad quality*
Guy 2: "Did you record this with a potato?"

Did you record this with a potato? by SParwa August 23, 2011

taint potato

The main cash crop of the infamous taint farmer.

Come on Cletus it's time to harvest the taint potatoes!

taint potato by stankhouse April 3, 2011

Toblical Goose potato 

a magnificent religion. Toblical is are leader he is a legend. Goose is that rocket league AI with skills.

we love Tina
we love MVP++bayax

Bread+butter+pepper

we love Radnor fizz

Toblical goose potato is a great religion

Toblical Goose potato by Dobly April 26, 2021

a fucking potato 

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.

why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.

a fucking potato by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020

a potato flew around my room before you came 

A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.

Vine related

-Igsophiee | IG

-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...

a potato flew around my room before you came by Sophietooturnt November 22, 2014