House of Ill Repute 

A demented group of moms that form one of CafeMom's darker subculture privately ran groups.

"What the hell is this twisted crap doing on a parenting site??" "Oh lol, you found the House of Ill Repute huh"

House of Ill Repute by KimikoSunrise October 14, 2020

House cherub 

A person who spends a lot of time at home cooking and baking, and has achieved a pleasant amount of chubbiness. New York-based comedian/writer Tony Atamanuik mentioned this term on a Twitch gaming stream on October 19th, describing himself as “a fat, bread-baking little f-ing house cherub”. The image is especially humorous when applied to someone who isn’t babylike (the “putto” depicted in Renaissance artwork), but a well-built middle-aged man.
This is especially relevant to the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, when many people found themselves housebound and turned to the kitchen to pass the time (and compensate for the difficulty in obtaining goods like bread and cakes after many retailers and restaurants shut down). With access to gym facilities restricted, bicycles and exercise equipment at a premium, and some areas imposing curfews or shelter-in-place orders due to rising infections, the “Corona 20” weight gain was widely discussed on social media.

I baked sourdough bread yesterday, and pizza for lunch today -- you guys have to help me eat this Sachertorte I made tonight, I think I'm turning into a house cherub!

House cherub by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020

House Editing 

The common use of artificial intelligence, 3D printing, robots, and computers to change, add onto, or remove features from your home.

Ernie: Hey John how about the two of us go grab a beer after work?

John: I'd love to Ernie but I need to get home before my wife does today. She texted me that she was going to do some more of her ingenious house editing.

Ernie: What is it this time John?

John: She wants to add a greenhouse onto the garage. I told her my car and tools would rust, but she won't listen, so I'm gonna go smash that damn AI toolset terminal of hers!

House Editing by 2020+32 January 3, 2021

House Anglo 

House Anglos are these wretched Lib-Dem supporting middle class types jerking each other off over how right they are on brexit, masks and how everything isn’t their fault.

They use words like gammon and cockwomble and in general they're the most domesticated people you'll ever find. These are the same people who’s idea of “British culture” is just being a timid pussy who can’t deal with any amount of social conversation and drinking tea.

The very worst of sheltered Guardian readers who exist in this world of Waterstones pop-history and whatever pseudo-rebel moment is popular like Extinction Rebellion

"James Felton is such a House Anglo"

House Anglo by NeoTrueLevellerGang January 18, 2021

House of Gucci 

The movie that comes out November 24th 2021 and people will only go see because THEE Lady Gaga is in (no shade to Adam Truckdriver and the other talented actors involved in the project)!

John Doe: Yo bro *smokes from joint* what are all the fuckin good movies coming out this year bro
Jane Doe: one im not youre bro and theres this movie called House of Gucci coming out this November.
John Doe: Whos in it?
Jane Doe: Lady Gaga…..and we will be going to the theaters to see it and thats on perioddddz
John Doe: I hate her
Jane Doe: *gets knife and chops off Joes d*** and swallows it*
John Doe: *screams in agonizing pain* WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT HOE?

Jane Doe: Dont bash my queen gaga and we’re over! *throws engagement ring in the trash and farts in Johns face before leaving their home with a bottle of gasoline and a match and pours the gasoline around the house and lights the match and throws it on the trail of gasoline and watches the fire get to the house and hears Adams screams for help as Jane laughs and smirks as she smokes a cigarette and gets in her Ferrari Portofino with the top down and ride out of their driveway into paradise*

House of Gucci by Annie Gro August 6, 2021

housekeeping 

Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state

in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly

Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party

I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it

housekeeping by ngicecream October 21, 2022

holland house 

Sussex University halls, based in Brighton. Right on the seafront. A place of beauty accentuated by a large intake of drugs and cheap wine from Budgens. Inhabitants can often be seen in local hotspots such as the aforementioned Budgens, the Brunswick, Grubbs or most often on the local beach. On mushrooms. Screaming 'the BABYLONS ARE HERE!'. Those who have lived in Holland House see it as a training school for future geniuses and/or hookers. Home to a thousand fantastic quotes.

'I'd go in my mums pubes if it was free!'
'Is this microwave made of organic materials?'
'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
'Cos when you're dead THERE'S NO COMING BACK.'
'I'm going to do so many drugs for my birthday, there's a strong chance I'll die.'

holland house by MollyGenevieve May 13, 2005