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Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....
by Potato love.love December 12, 2022
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Potato nut

When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.
Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!
by Ronnie rook December 30, 2022
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Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.
Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work
by Prince Korr March 15, 2023
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Potato Head

A Russian-Kazakh Minecraft nerd who calls you 'Fucking Donkey' and shouts at you when you move 1 pixel in the wrong direction in Minecraft, and who's name might or might not be 'Ivan'.
Guy 1: i'm going to build a functioning chair in my Minecraft survival world
Potato Head: You fucking donkey stop it you're wasting time you don't need it just kill the iron golem you donkey!
Guy 1: Ok Potato Head
by Neovenatoor May 14, 2023
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Potato with Fried Pen

Potato with Fried Pen refers to a humorous concept often used to depict an unconventional combination or an absurd situation. This whimsical phrase, originating from online communities and social media platforms, has gained popularity as a lighthearted way to describe an unusual pairing or an unexpected scenario involving contrasting elements.

"potato with fried pen" metaphorically represents the juxtaposition of two unrelated objects, emphasizing the comical or nonsensical nature of the combination. It serves as a creative expression to depict the collision of the mundane (potato) and the unexpected (fried pen) in a whimsical manner.

The symbolism behind the potato and fried pen pairing is open to interpretation. Some suggest that the potato represents simplicity, while the fried pen symbolizes complexity or uniqueness. Others see it as a playful reference to the absurdity of everyday life and the unexpected connections that can arise.

This phrase has found resonance in internet culture, often used in memes, humorous illustrations, or as a caption for unusual images. It has become a lighthearted way to celebrate the imaginative and unexpected aspects of creativity and humor.

The concept of a potato with a fried pen has inspired various creative works, including comedic sketches, artwork, and even short stories. Its popularity on social media platforms has led to the creation of online communities and hashtags dedicated to sharing humorous or unconventional combinations.
“why does you dad always walk backwards down the stairs
“potato with fried pen” instead of “idk it makes no sense “
by Okioriko July 14, 2023
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Cell potato

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010
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Limber Potato

A really fat person that is incredibly flexible for their weight.
Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.
by MyBigToe January 8, 2011
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