painting the panda 

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

painting the panda by akthagod69 March 3, 2019

Pintendoswitching

Its when you switch up on the homies and put hoes before bros

"Yo Sean! you're Pintendoswitching up on us its just a girl bro"

Pintendoswitching by Sonder- May 14, 2021

Five Pinter 

The amount of pints of beer you need to drink to make someone look atractive enough to want to fuck. Someone who you'd not normally consider good enough for sex. The number of pints can vary.

Nope, don't fancy her, tho she's not too bad - I'd say a five pinter!

Five Pinter by Steinman July 25, 2007

tonsil painter 

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

tonsil painter by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

microsoft paint

A paint tool program you use when you need pictures to go along with your Roblox fanfiction

"Why are you looking up the definition of Microsoft Paint on Urban Dictionary."

microsoft paint by Galactic_Pyro April 19, 2018

Drinking Paint 

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

Drinking Paint by Jesus is watching you sleep June 9, 2020

Ceiling Painter 

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

Ceiling Painter by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020