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Act of or recieveing a blow job
dude, chelsea gave me the best tonsil last night
Tonsil by keri keri January 3, 2009

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).
Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Tonsil Hammer 

I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.
Tonsil Hammer by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020

tonsil slurp 

a deep kiss when the tongue wipes the tonsils
He gave her a good tonsil slurp and she could smell he hadn't scraped his tongue for a week
tonsil slurp by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

tonsil train 

when five or more guys cum on a girls face one after another
i watched the girl get a tonsil train on red tube
tonsil train by njc9295 January 26, 2009

tonsil bashing man hammer 

A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!
Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!

Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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