John Daly

Like an Arnold Palmer Half and Half (50% Lemonade/50% Iced Tea) but with a twist in the only John Daly Style. Booze is of course added. (Numerous wives and children as well as trips to rehab are your own option)

1 Gallon Iced Tea
1 Gallon Lemonade
1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka
1 Afternoon to Waste.

Man at bar: "My 6th wife left me, I had to take a paternity test today, my rehab sponsor dropped me, and I haven't placed in a golf tournament in years."
Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."

by JebusOU May 30, 2007

John Roberts

Chief Justice of the United States.

John Roberts replaced the late William Rehnquist as Chief Justice of the United States.

by dar4652 January 7, 2006

Papa John

A person who provides you with free pizza in exchange for sexual favors.

Man I really want some pizza, but I don't want to pay for it. I wish I had a Papa John.

by falconear July 12, 2015

John Ritter

a guy whose scrotum spilled out of his boxers on an episode of "THRee's company."

I am dead serious

by therealdeal October 17, 2003

John Cazale

One of the greatest actors of the 1970s. He was in a total of five movies before he died of skin cancer in 1978. These movies were The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, The Conversation, Dog Day Afternoon, and The Deer Hunter, all of which were nominated for the academy award for best picture, three of which won.

It's a shame that John Cazale's skin killed him at such a young age, because if he kept going, he would have eventually be easly recognized as one of the greatest actors to come out of Hollywood in the last sixty years.

by Homo-Rope July 22, 2009

John Oliver

Best Donald Trump smasher.

Fuck you Donald Trump

Donald Trump's nightmare is the d of John Oliver

by Mr. Cocker May 26, 2016

john calipari

former coach of umass, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife's car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds

yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while

grimy

by mrzero1982 March 31, 2009