Invis-a-Jizz

The smell of jizz in the air even though there is none.

Mr. X: you smell that?
Mr. Y: smell what?
Mr. X: That Invis-a-Jizz, it smells terrible

Invis-a-Jizz by Mr. Z, Mr. X, and Mr. Y April 27, 2009

When you jizz on shit 

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog

When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit

When you jizz on shit by Mjmking3773 July 31, 2016

Poop fuck porn penis vagina cunt fart pee cum jizz qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.

Omg I typed "Poop fuck porn penis vagina cunt fart pee cum jizz qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" and something actually came out lmao

Poop fuck porn penis vagina cunt fart pee cum jizz qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021

mac n jizz 

slang for macaroni and cheese

Yo lets make some mac n jizz for lunch!

mac n jizz by PatrickM June 1, 2006

jeez jizz 

semen that is unintentionally ejaculated onto one's belongings.

Boy got jeez jizz all over my action figures.

jeez jizz by hexvex May 27, 2008

Face Jizz 

when your nose cums

every time you sneeze or blow your nose, the face jizz appears

Face Jizz by Dirty Clever Kid December 18, 2009

high jizz 

when you ejaculate while high. it feels 100x better than normal.

I smoked last night and jerked off right after, cause i wanted to high jizz.

high jizz by asadachi December 15, 2010