Annie Wilkes 

In one’s normal typical obsessive compulsive state, they may notice some small minor minuscule thing moved in their house, apartment, office, etc that they know is always a certain way due to your severe OCD causing them severe discomfort knowing this small item was in fact moved one way or the other.

I came home from a long weekend and my little ceramic penguin was now facing west when I know damn well it’s always facing due south prompting me to hover over the fact in my mind over and over again that someone WAS in my house while I was away or I’m just completely mindfucking myself or maybe someone Annie Wilkes’d me.

Annie Wilkes by Brando23172 March 2, 2020

john wilkes boof 

Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.

Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.

john wilkes boof by ponoche the kid May 13, 2021

Jayden Wilkins 

Mommy

DId you hear of Jayden WIlkins
Yeah shes my mommy

Jayden Wilkins by JAYDENISMOMMY January 22, 2022

Wilkes guys 

Snowflakes with no respect and people who always talk about their feelings especially when nobody wants to hear it.

Wilkes guys are all penile queefs

Wilkes guys by Savage Lil Kid August 6, 2019

wilking 

Using any equipment that doesn't make sense to you.

I was totally wilking in the lab today.

wilking by ProfStretchy February 5, 2018

Wilko

Motorcycle Policeman

That shit cunt Wilko is up on the mountain harrassing motorcyclists again.

Wilko by Dave Taylor August 25, 2021

Daniel Wilkinson 

A loveable character with a tendency to live way beyond his financial income. Tries hard to make sure all his friends and family get the best from a situation even if it comes at his own expense. A character similar to a Daniel Wilkinson (or Wilko) may also be taken advantage of quite often due to his good nature.

A Daniel/Wilkinson (or Wilko) takes its name from a famous 1980's photographer born in 1968 and brought up by his brother and sister in Birmingham after both his parents were killed in a fatal accident at a chemical plant in 1972 where they worked together.

Daniels parents (John and Julie) were believed to be behind the largest ever production line of LSD in the UK, although both were bright A* science students in their college days it was their love of the hippy culture along with their scientific expertise which ultimately brought along their deaths whilst creating the mind altering substance.

Daniel Wilkinson or being called a 'wilko' is similar to being called a 'mug' (someone who is taken advantage of regulary) but is not regarded as stupid as a 'mug'

Daniel Wilkinson by David Blainer February 8, 2010