Upside down turnip

When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling

Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017

Turnip

White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine

Can I have half a gram of turnip. Payment one turnip.

by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023

Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.

I f*cking hate turnips!

by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019

Turnip

A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.

Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?

by Chief Wombat December 2, 2019

Hairless turnip

Meaning scrotum or referring to a male genitalia; balls; shaved testicles

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Turnip conversation

A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.

Oh no...are we doing the turnip conversation all over again?

by jezevec December 4, 2018