meat puppet

1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.

I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.

by ZoomaBaresAll November 05, 2010

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Puppet Show

Incincere behaviour by a group or individual to abtain either status, approval or money.

Game shows on TV are quite a puppet show. Contestants and their families are encouraged to act outrageously to drum up ratings.

by Stephan Smolka March 21, 2007

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dick puppet

An attractive woman who is petite in stature. Generally speaking, she makes a man's nature rise.

Keith: Man! Check that chick out!! She's dirty like the South.

Too Tuff Tony: SHIT!!! And she's a dick puppet too!

by B 2 Da C September 16, 2005

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dick puppet

A woman who is petite, short (usually under 5'2") in stature and weighs less that 110 pounds. Also has a strong sexual appetite. A woman that can be picked up and mounted on the penis with little or no effort, so you are free to get up and go to the frig for a beer with out her dismounting or lossing your stroke count.

Also see ragdoll sex

See that little blonde "dick puppet" over there,,, She's a freak!

by bare bear balls October 19, 2009

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mud puppet

The resulting disgusting feces-covered hand that is a direct result of anal fisting. The feces is sometimes used to draw a face on the offending hand in order to make it look like a puppet. Also known as a poopet.

I fisted that nasty chick in the butt and she wanted to play mud puppets afterwards. I will never drink again.

by Tony Buttman January 13, 2014

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