The one person that must take all trays and trash at the lunch table for the day, week, or possibly month. Rocks-paper-scissor-shoot, a starring contest, or thumb wrestling (all best two out of three) between two people will decide the table bitch. These two people are either voted to face each other or one can challenge another. After they battle they are exempt from the next table bitch battle. If the loser decides not to do his job then he is kicked out of the table.
Example 1
Kuehl - Wow, Ricky and Ian are battling it out for table bitch today.
Trevor - Yea I know, I hope its Ricky.
Example 2
James - Who's the table bitch today?
Karsten - I don't know but I got a shit load of trash for him to take.
Kuehl - Wow, Ricky and Ian are battling it out for table bitch today.
Trevor - Yea I know, I hope its Ricky.
Example 2
James - Who's the table bitch today?
Karsten - I don't know but I got a shit load of trash for him to take.
by Kuehl March 22, 2007
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From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":
"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
by Telephony August 29, 2014
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by Phatasmagoria July 1, 2009
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Friend: you're cool with his gf?
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Friend: you're cool with his gf?
Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory
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"You better be careful before you put your balls on the table."
Man 1: Ok, I'm all in.
Man 2: Shiiit, me too.
Man 3: I see the balls are on the table tonight.
Man 1: Ok, I'm all in.
Man 2: Shiiit, me too.
Man 3: I see the balls are on the table tonight.
by cousinitt April 6, 2010
Get the Balls on the table mug.To say that something is "on the table" means that said object is being used as a bargaining chip during negotiations. Used frequently during governmental budget negotiations as a political sacrifice.
Congressional Republicans, in their lust for lower taxes for the wealthy, let it be known that all social safety net programs are on the table.
by rich rick July 20, 2011
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