Trans'splaining

When a tranny is explaining how they someone should be based upon their feeling of a gender that they were not born as.

Did you see the guy trans'splaining how to use a tampon during his menstrual cycle?

by ItiswhatIwantittobe April 5, 2023

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

spling

1. To throw something.

2. The sound made when practicing hand based magic.

Just spling it over there.

by bangbangyerdead August 9, 2019

Pine splint

Used to describe an asian male's small, twig-like genitalia.

Hey Mike, check out woo's pine splint!

by Will May 21, 2004

stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

splain

1.a persons name
2.(ex)splain

1.
splain, what did you do today?

wrong
2.splain the coral blu numba 2 lipstick on this dolla

by homie April 6, 2004

reticulating splines

The process of combining many short lines and curves into longer, interpolated ones called "splines."

Also, the process of combining many imprecise and abstract ideas into one larger, complex one.

Tomorrow I'm going to sit down and figure out the meaning of life, so I'll be reticulating splines.

by def5 December 30, 2008