Smuggling Koalas

The act of shoving a kiwi into the vagina and pushing it back out repeatedly, the fuzzy skin gives the impression of having intercourse with a marsupial

Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night, she was smuggling koalas during foreplay

by SuperGoatGuy November 8, 2025

Smuggling yo yo's

Male version of camel toe.

Dude's pants were so tight he was smuggling yo yo's

by Dick "the cheeseman" Pounder August 12, 2008

beer smuggle

it when you smuggle beer up your anoos

during the native tribe war the used the "beer smuggle" to get there drank on

by Prison Wallet October 15, 2017

smuggling antelope

When you get away with doing something legal but morally wrong, just before getting caught doing something illegal.

Walter shot that beloved lion but it was apparently legal. He later got arrested for smuggling antelope.

or

Al Capone was probably guilty of many crimes, but Eliot Ness was only able to get him for income tax evasion. Turned out Capone had been smuggling antelope all along.

by mavol October 29, 2015

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 July 31, 2022

smuggle plane

its a plane your smuggle imagrants to and from where they come from

i used a smuggle plane once to come from africa

by hajfidbso January 20, 2024

smuggle-a-load

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her and you smuggle-a-load

by martin j. saunters March 12, 2017