shwillin b's

To drink beers at a fast pace so as to get drunk.

The guy who has 8 beer bottles in front of him after a 1 1/2 hour period of time is shwillin b's.

by goffish September 23, 2005

schwillteling

the act of renting a room for the night just to drink , sleep , smoke, and swim there.

ian, david, chris, abby, nichole and zach all went to the hotel to do some schwillteling.

that was the best schwillteling ever sept i couldnt stay god damit!!

by i to the an October 2, 2005

Schwillised

To be so drunk as to think you are Bruce Willis, when you are in fact not Bruce Willis. This level is drunkenness is not to be confused with Melgibsoned when you start to shout antisemitic slurs at local Jews.

Man I got so schwillised last night, yippie kay yay motherfucker!

by DJ Nefario January 11, 2011

Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024

schwall

a large amout of an item or substance

dude you gots mad schwall money!

by J/keith August 2, 2003

schwall

a special species of alpacas.

wow!!! look at that schwall go!!!

by Nicole&lee February 28, 2004

schwallytastic

adjective; referring to schwally

Martin: They've got a massive amount of schwallys at the party!

Craig: I know. This will be a schwallytastic evening!

David: I already had six beers. I'm feeling schwallytastic.

by PatrickKing October 17, 2007