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Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...
“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
by OGloc November 26, 2018
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schmistern

to throw someone on the bad while whispering often with the intend to sexually arouse the other person.

Also used to discribe a burn or a good insult
Du hast sie auf das Bett geschmistert./ Du hättest mich nicht mehr schmistern können./ Ich habe mich von dir geschmistert gefühlt.
by Galindanna March 6, 2019
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Schmitties

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.
DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!
by goatminam January 28, 2021
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Schmittied

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.
Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing
by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021
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Schmidt

When your favorite sports team starts losing, and you straight ghost everyone to avoid the online ridicule.
Dude , Robert pulled a Schmidt on us again because the Brewers suck!
by Willie Fisterguts April 9, 2021
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Schmitle

A small argument with no overwhelming effect.
Schmitle:
Hey u smell funny
Fuck u baghahah
by Schmitle.me.this March 24, 2022
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Schmitler

A not very nice guy who is tring to immitate "TheBadGermanGuyFromWW2" without getting banned.
Mr. Schmitler tried to convince the police that his name was totally legit.
by OperatorRet July 23, 2022
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