Schmitler

A not very nice guy who is tring to immitate "TheBadGermanGuyFromWW2" without getting banned.

Mr. Schmitler tried to convince the police that his name was totally legit.

by OperatorRet July 23, 2022

Schmeidlered

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

by Ian J. April 25, 2008

schlitter

slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter

shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter

by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019

fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

Schmieran

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

Schmetterling

German for "butterfly".

A German, an American, and a Frenchman are having lunch. They are taking turns complimenting the beauty of each other's languages. The American says "I love the delicacy of French! Like your word for butterfly: "papillon". The word "papillon" is so delicate - just like a butterfly!" The Frenchman answers "And I love the playfulness of English: like "butterfly"! It sounds just like a butterfly if you change the letters around: "flutter-by". Such a beautiful word.

There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"

by Randonym July 25, 2018

Mr. Schiller

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.

Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."

by Dureiz March 24, 2011