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quarter

One quarter ounce (aprox. 7g) of marijuana; any larger amount could result in trafficing or distribution charges, any less is personal posession.
Shit, dog, we got to smoke some of this bag. If the cops catch me with more than a quarter I'm fucked.
by Digby February 22, 2003
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quarter chub

A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.
1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."

2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."
"I can't! I've got a halfie!"
"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"
"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"
by Adda-Jew November 1, 2005
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quarterback

rob: Hey you know steve?
bill: steve who?
rob: steve, the quarterback. he's boning tiffany right now as we speak
bill: tiffany?
rob: yeah... you know, tiffany, the cheerleader
bill: who?
rob: ah screw you.
by The Black Jack November 23, 2006
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Crotch Quarter

A quarter that you put between your crotch before you give it to someone.
Joe: Hey Mike! Can I borrow a quarter?

Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go!

Joe: Thanks! (walks away)

(You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny)

You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter?

Mike: Hell no! (laughs)
by Ninja Chinchilla January 26, 2011
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What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.
takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"
by VYDEOS September 26, 2021
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case quarter

A 25-cent piece. NOT a combination of coins equaling 25 cents.
An in-law family member asked if anyone had any 'case quarters,' as he wanted to go to a do-it yourself car wash where the machine would accept only 25-cent pieces. That family has been in the Alexandria, Virginia area since 1763.
by Jim Slora July 6, 2007
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quarter life crisis

The psychological strain that is encountered on one's 25th birthday. Subject often realizes that he/she has lived a quarter century and still hasn't done anything consequential.
I think Roger is going through a quarter life crisis. He's been talking about going back to college so he can actually get a real job someday.
by pythonspam May 13, 2004
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