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Pressed

Getting bitched by someone that you can’t bitch back
Damn Eyaal just pressed Jacob

Oh snap did you see E Money press Seigle
by HyperSword15 June 8, 2018
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bone pressed

True but possibly deceptive. An exaggeration that is not a lie. Seeing something in the best possible light.

From the medical term "BPEL" (Bone Pressed Erect Length), meaning the penis is measured by pressing the ruler against the pubic bone.
EPA fuel economy numbers are bone pressed.

Housing costs should not exceed 1/3 of your bone-pressed income.
by fadec January 14, 2021
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pressed up

2 people, mainly a dude and a chix, pressed tight against one another in a way that their hotspots (genitals) are makin' contact. This usually happens during intimate kissing and hugging. It can be standing up or sitting or laying down but is usually with clothes still on. Not dryhumping, just as it says, "Pressed up"
dude: damn we got all pressed up 2day, that wuz hawt
chix: god i wanted to grind u today
by CITH March 20, 2006
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Depressed

An terrible mental illness. Sadly it's also used in an normal way, like: I'm depressed we have history now', used by many girls at my school. They aren't depressed, they are just annoying and hurtful to people who have REALLY suffered depression. If you're depressed, you aren't that because of a lesson you have twice in a week, it's way and way more complicated. When you are using lines like 'I have a depression now because I couldn't sleep a long time', well, you won't remember that when you're 40. If you're really depressed, then the doctors can even SEE it under a narcose or something (when you're depressed you have a missing part of your brain and you'll always miss that part. It's just.... Gone.).

Lesson: Never. Never ever ever use a mental illness like depression to describe your feeling.
Some lines from my classmates:

Saying:

'I'm depressed we have history now'
'I have a depression-day, I have to wait one hour for the bus'

Thinking:

Booh it's so bad.

Real depressed people:

Talking:

'I don't wanna talk about whatever. Leave me alone.'

Thinking:

Just let me alone. I feel like exploding and empty the same time, let me be...

I'm sorry if you find these examples horrible, but I can't imagine how those girls think and what depressed people think.
by Lovejaaaaaa October 19, 2012
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Depressed Bitch

When you go through some hard shit and you’re just feeling down
Damn Skye just broke up with Xavier?

Yeah knows he’s a depressed bitch
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repressed virgin

a woman who finds emotional intimacy difficult beyond words, and more particularly, beyond actions, particularly sexual actions, yet who often engages in ungratifying sex despite herself, wishing that the men she is having sex with were more "sensitive, and caring", or knowledgeable about her sexual desires, like her mother, who trained her in.This dark figure, often melancholic or 'dark' in nature is often a repressed lesbian, a.k.a. Sylvia Plath
" Dude don't worry about losing her, she is a headcase, a real repressed virgin. Send her back to mommy for more sex training and move on."
by taoteqingren November 14, 2005
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Repressed

Having to repress true feelings as a way to cope with life as you're expected to, without disappointing the enviourment surrounding you. Typically by a leader-type person who is looked up upon, and is trustworthy, especially in dire situations.

Often repressed feelings breed creativity and originality, and are common among artists. As they cannot express their feelings in a common way, they must find another way to express themselves.

OPPOSITE: Panicing mothers worldwide make the mistake of over reacting when their babies are getting hurt, thus causing needless extra stress to the babies. Causing them to over cling to the mother as she has no other friend but them, so they are delaying their development so they won't be lonely when the baby gets independent.
eg Fun-loving John with his feelings repressed
playing the piano charming every lass.

eg When the shit breaks down, you can count on John to get his job done.

eg John draws sketchs once in a while when he has free time on his hands. They are very good, but he keeps them private, as the sketchs he draws are usually unpleasant.

eg John hit his foot by kicking the pavement barefoot. His Mom gave him a warm hug and told him to walk it off. Seeing from a distance he was walking fine, His Mom knew John wasn't hurt.
by iamtemper October 22, 2008
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