penile pulverizer

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.

Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Penile Blowout

When your cock gets so hard it implodes on its self while you butter up the potato

Damn babe you got penile blowout!

I had too run too the docta cause my penis blew up and fell off

by Blownbell66 March 20, 2022

Penile Dysfunction

something i suffer from

I have Penile Dysfunction

by tokyoh March 3, 2022

penile virus

a virus of the penis.

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'

by penile master262 August 7, 2008

Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.

My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!

by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023

penil-toe

the man version of a "camel-toe"

you can tell someone has a penil-toe when you can see the outline of their Balls!

by Melissa : ) October 14, 2008

Penile Delinquency

Whether you dont know if your coming or going in any sense of the words

Guy 1: I think i have penile delinquency
Guy 2: yes i see you have leaked on the floor

by darren dorling February 10, 2008