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nelson

An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
Woah, I totally was with a nelson last night!
by Will Bradshaw March 4, 2008
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Free Nelson Mandela!

All round slogan. Use it to show that you disagree with a cause and have a hard time taking it seriously. Originally used by Ali G (Sascha Baron Cohen) at an anti-abortion rally.
Crusading speaker: We will not stand and watch while God's laws are being violated! Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry!

*loud cheer*

Random guy: Yeah, and free Nelson Mandela!
by Asger W November 20, 2007
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Nelsonius

Until now scientists are still not sure about what this species specifically is as it is as intelligent as a human and looks like one. However, they have made descriptions of it and people are saying that based on that descriptions there was a lot of Nelsonius during the 1800s, though back then they didn't have a proper name for this species, they just labeled it as a yōkai, a Japanese term for supernatural entities.

Some of these people even said that Nelsonius is related to a Rokurokubi, a mythical yōkai creature from Japanese folklore that has the ability to stretch her neck really long, in the case of a Nelsonius however, he can't stretch at all (this is how you differentiate a Nelsonius with a human), so why is he similar then? Well because he is the exact opposite of a Rokurokubi, he is so opposite that mythologists are thinking that it's kind of like that Yin & Yang situation, and since they both are found in Japan, it makes sense that they are somewhat related in terms of origin. Not only that, Rokurokubi was often found in the Edo period (1603-1868), these are the years when a lot of people spotted many Nelsonius as well.

However, despite all of these scientists have still not confirmed that Rokurokubi exists, they are, however, aware of Nelsonius. According to their trackers and calculations, which have been proven to be 97% accurate, there is only 1 Nelsonius left, and that person could be your friend. Sus lol.
In literature, Nelsonius is defined as different, as in VERY different, like unusual yet obvious. This definition alone is based from the species itself, as Nelsonius is very different than humans and they are also unusual to exist, yet they are very obvious to get spotted. You can also use Nelsonius to replace "Sus" as in a not so suspicious way, yet concerning.

EXAMPLE: You are acting really neslonius today, not sus, just something I need to be aware of.
by Paper ツ September 28, 2021
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This Nils

hey im this nils maker of reconbot
by JunctionNinja October 31, 2020
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The Neilson

When doing anal sex, doggy style, 69, oral sex, and titty fuck all in 2 minutes.
Bro I just pulled The Neilson last night
by John Trucker January 20, 2010
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nelson trealout

Nelson is a fat smelly bitch who steals from his mom and shits his pants
Nelson Trealout is a Nelson Trealout
by Tabs mustache May 2, 2019
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poopy nelson

When a person poops into the shoe of another. It works best when the shoe is tall, so that the victim does not see their fate. Also known as "PN".
Ted gave Ronald gaybies, so Ronald poopy nelsoned Ted's favorite pair of rubber boots.
by Krypton Katalyst March 17, 2008
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