Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

by Blu_leef February 15, 2024

Mountain Dew legend

The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.

Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry

by spearmint5um March 8, 2023

Mountain Dew INDIA

Mountain dew ringadingadingading

Mountain Dew INDIAN Ring a ding a ding a ting

by YT:TheAndroidGamerBro May 3, 2024

gotta go check on my mountain dew

Be an asshole and leave your friends

I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew

by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 9, 2017

mountain dew

a drink that gives you supernatural powers.

mountain dew? dew the dew before the dew does you!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 27, 2021

Mountain Dew Shot

A selfie pic from a girl working out wearing a sports bra, with sweat beads running down the cleavage.

Dawn sent me a nice Mountain Dew Shot from the gym today, a great distraction from the meeting I was in.

by Alaska assassin February 19, 2024

mountain dew black label

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.

mountain dew black label was the rain.

by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020